🚨📉🚫 Breaking News for you couch potatoes! YouTube just dropped a NEW feature to help you quit scrolling Shorts like you’re in a never-ending hamster wheel of *meh* content! 🐹🌀 Say goodbye to your infinite scroll 🤡💀 and hello to *self-control* (ew gross). Imagine this: 🔊 You’re deep in the trenches, a true warrior of the next-level cringe, and suddenly — BAM! Your phone is all like, “Chill fam, you’ve hit your Shorts limit for the day.” 😱💔 But don’t worry, you can totally just dismiss it like the responsible adult you definitely are. 🙄 YouTube says this is about “managing your time effectively,” but we all know it's just another ploy to keep you from realizing you’re watching 3-hour conspiracy theory videos on why bananas are aliens 🍌👽 instead of doing literally anything else. “We’re just here to help you be less of a zombie,” says an anonymous YouTube dev, who may or may not have been shouting from a bunker filled with energy drinks. 🔥 TL;DR: This is YouTube's way of telling you, “We see you, and you need to get a life.” 😂💁‍♂️ Hot take: Next feature will require you to *actually* leave your home once a day to prevent Shorts withdrawal! 🚀💀