🚨 BREAKING NEWS: YouTube Goes Full Karen on Video Game Violence 🚨 👀 You thought you’d be living your best gamer life? Nah fam, YouTube is about to start playing mom and restrict your content like it’s a 12-year-old sneaking out to play Call of Duty 💀. That's right, starting November 17th, your sick gameplay from *Insert Random Ultra-Violent Game Here* is now officially rated "Parent's Basement" certified 🏠🙉. It's like YouTube just decided that “realistic human characters” can’t handle the heat, while simultaneously allowing 2000s meme compilations to thrive 🤡. Like, c’mon YouTube, are we seriously putting a ban on “mass violence” in video games? Next, you’ll tell me Fortnite’s dance moves are problematic. 😤 When asked about the new policy, YouTube spokesperson Boot Bullwinkle was like: "It's not about the violence, it's about protecting our brand from the cringe." 💁‍♂️🔥 Meanwhile, gamers everywhere are just scrolling through TikToks thinking "No cap, this is fine" while their favorite streamers weep in the corner. 🔥 Hot take: YouTube will soon pivot to only allowing videos of wholesome cats playing NES, but like, where’s the stonks? 💰📉💔 Stay tuned for the inevitable backlash when they try to monetize THAT! 🤖💥