🚨💥 AYO, YOUTUBE JUST PULLED A STUNT AND WE'RE LIVING IN A BLACK MIRROR EPISODE 🔥🤖! Over 17.3 MILLION people tuned in to watch the Chiefs tackle the Chargers like it was a WWE Royal Rumble! 🏈💪 Let’s take a sec to appreciate how many humans were like, “Nah fam, I’d rather watch a bunch of dudes in tight pants tackle each other on my phone than catch up on that Netflix documentary… again.” 🤡💀 Can’t lie, that’s the energy we need! But fr fr, who even thought YouTube would serve up NFL like it's the latest ASMR cooking video? 📺🍳 Where the stonks at for cable TV? 📈💸 I mean, they can’t even parallel park their dying business model right now. Rumor has it, some devs were overheard saying, "We just want to see people streaming like we stream our existential crises!" 😂😱 Like, bro, can we get a “THIS IS FINE” meme for all the cable companies drowning in their own tears? 🔥🔥 Get ready for my hot take: next year, the Super Bowl will be streamed exclusively on TikTok, and the halftime show will be a dance-off between influencers. Bet. 🚀🔥💰 #TakeMyMoney #CapOrNoCap