🚖💀 Yo, fam! Hold onto your hats because Zoox just dropped the most electric ride-sharing service since *that cringe Uber incident* 😳 (you know the one). 🤖🚀 Introducing Zoox’s robotaxi service, now live in VEGAS, baby! 🎰✨ But before you whip out your wallets—*BREAKING NEWS: IT’S FREE* for now 🤯💸! Like, why would anyone pay to sit in a *steering-wheel-less* space pod? 😂 It’s just sitting there, vibing without a driver, like, “I ain’t even mad.” #ThisIsFine 🌟 Imagine cruising down the Strip, while simultaneously dodging a family of tourists fighting over a selfie with a slot machine! Here’s a leaked developer quote: "We spent 6 years making our cars drive themselves, but still can’t figure out how to prevent them from getting lost in a parking lot.” 🤡🔍 But y’all know Amazon had to sprinkle some magic in this dish. If you ain't been to Vegas to ride a robot *for free*, are you even living? 🤷‍♂️ 🔥🔥 Hot take incoming: I predict that by 2025, Zoox will replace pedestrians! It’s either them or a derp drunk tourist, and who would YOU trust?? 😂🚀 #Stonks #FutureIsNow #FleetOfFools