🚖💨 **BREAKING: Waymo Just Stole Your Ride!** 😂 Ain’t no way this isn’t peak cringe! Waymo’s rollin’ into Denver and Seattle like they own the place, and guess what? They’re bringing their fancy-schmancy electric Jaguars and something called a Zeekr (sounds like a Pokémon but ok 👀). But hold up, they’re gonna “drive manually” first? 👀👀 What is this? “Teach Me How to Drive: The Robotaxi Edition?” Sounds like the plot of a bad rom-com where the tech just doesn’t get human emotions. 💔 🦾🔥 And can we just take a moment to roast Waymo? Stonks 🚀 only go up when the cars are behind the wheel—too bad they’ll just be behind *human* wheels for now. 🤖 “Hey guys, we need to test our self-driving technology…with humans... IN the car.” NGL, I feel like I need to throw my hands up and scream “THIS IS FINE” while my future robot overlords laugh at my fear! 😂💀 One dev was overheard saying, “Bro, it’s just like driving a Tesla. If it crashes, just claim the AI took over.” Classic! 💡🔥 Hot take: By 2025, we'll all be fighting over who gets to ride in the *real* robot Uber while Waymo set up their Chase bank next door for all the profits. The future ain’t just coming; it’s rolling through your city next week, looking for snacks. 🍕💰 Share this with your friends before the robot apocalypse begins! 🤖💥💀 #RobotaxiGang #DriveManuallyFrFr