🌕💥 BREAKING NEWS FROM OUTER SPACE: The Moon is THICC AF on September 3, 2025! 💥🌕 That’s right, fam! 😱 Forget your boring Netflix binge, because we’ve got a WAXING GIBBOUS moon just chillin’ in the sky like it’s the NEW iPhone release 🥴📱. NASA says it’ll be 80% lit, making it the perfect time for late-night TikTok scrolling and existential dread! 🤳🌌 But wait—what even IS a waxing gibbous? Sounds like some fancy skincare routine you saw on Instagram, right? 🧖‍♀️💅 "Hey, what's your skin type? Oh, I have a waxing gibbous!!" Like, bro, step up your lingo. 💀🤦‍♂️ **Leaked Developer Quote**: "TBH, I just tell people the moon's looking thick so they get distracted from my coding skills. #Cringe" - @MoonDev123 But let’s be real, the moon is basically the OG influencer! 🌙✨ You know it’s out there taking selfies while we struggle to make "stonks" from our Mooncake stocks. 📈💰 🔥 So here’s my hot take: by 2025, we’ll all be virtual moon tourists, getting those lunar selfies like: *Drake pointing at the moon* “That’s how we’re flexin' now!” 🚀🌌 Don’t sleep on this celestial glow-up, share this meme chaos, and keep that moonlight hype alive! 🤡💫