🚨📚 READ THIS: Amazon’s new Kindle Colorsoft is *officially* the hottest e-reader on sale… for $30 off. Who knew a glorified tablet for your grandmother could spark such *excitement*? 🤡💀 For the price of a fancy coffee ☕ (WARNING: you might want to grab a reusable cup, the planet says hi 🌍), you can snag the 16GB model for just $219.99!!! CHA-CHING💰💰 But wait, there's more! Kids can get the Colorsoft Kids Edition with Amazon Kids Plus and a fancy cover for $239.99—perfect for little Timmy who needs a digital babysitter while you binge-watch *The Office* for the 12th time. 🔥 The features? Oh boy, get this: 7-inch color E Ink display that’s waterproof. LOL, when your kid drops it in the pool 🏊‍♂️, that’s not gonna help their reading levels. 😂💦 Leaked Developer Quote: “Honestly, we just slapped some color on it and called it a day. Stonks, right?” - Some Anonymous Tech Bro 😎 So if you've been waiting for a sign to plunge into the deep end of e-books or want to pretend you're reading while really scrolling TikTok, now's your chance! 🚀📱 Like, no cap: in 2024, all books will be in the Metaverse. That’s right, welcome to the end times, where your cat will be your librarian! 🐱📖💀💥