🚨🔥 BREAKING: Elon Musk is pulling the *"I'll take my ball and go home"* maneuver but with a $1 TRILLION price tag attached. Yep, you read that right—Tesla's board is out here threatening shareholders like a kid who just lost at Monopoly! You better take my money or Elon will skip off to start the next SpaceX for super advanced space cats or whatever! 🙀💰🚀 In a letter that feels like a doom-scroll of financial horror, Robyn Denholm (who must be writing this with a cosmic-sized hat tip to our cringe hero) is like: "If you don’t approve this pay package, we might just lose our precious CEO, and let me tell ya, without Elon, Tesla is like a phone without data: USELESS!" 📱💀 BRB, watching shareholders seethe and cope like they’re stuck in the "This Is Fine" meme 🐕🔥. But let's be real, if Musk leaves, we might finally get to see RIVIAN or Lucid Motors pulling off some meme-level stunts. "Honestly, without Elon we’d just be another electric car company," one *alleged* board member said while sipping overpriced oat milk. "It's either buy him a yacht or watch him hop aboard a new spaceship—take your pick!" 🛥️💫 Hot take: In a year, Tesla will be so desperate that they'll start offering "Musk's Leadership Tips" for 10.99/month 😂. Get ready for the meme-age! 🤡🚀✨