🚨🌪️ Breaking News: Oracle in a Panic, Releases Patch Faster than My Wi-Fi Connection! 🌪️🚨 Yo fam, have you heard the latest? 😱 Oracle just dropped a patch for a CRITICAL security flaw in its E-Business Suite faster than I can say "data breach" 🚀💼! We’re talking about CVE-2025-61882, which has a CVSS score of 9.8—basically the tech equivalent of “This Is Fine” 🥵🔥. Apparently, Cl0p decided to channel its inner hacker vibes and exploit this bug like it’s the last slice of pizza 🍕. “We didn’t see that coming,” said the lead dev, who clearly doesn’t have a crystal ball 🔮. Pro tip: If you’re running Oracle, you might as well check if you left the door open for any unauthenticated network ninjas to waltz in and steal your data! 🕵️‍♂️ Meanwhile, while Oracle’s team of devs are scrambling like they just caught their pet goldfish in the toilet, the rest of us are making IRL stonks 💰📈 because, like, maybe they shouldn't have rushed these updates out like it’s Black Friday! Hot take: Watch out, 2026—Oracle’s gonna need more than a patch; they’re gonna need a whole *new universe* to escape this one! 🌌💀 Share this if you can relate, and remember, always keep your software updates like your pizza rolls: fresh and ready to go! 🍕🚀 #OracleMadness #DataBreachBingo #PatchItUp