📣 HOLY FRANKENSTEIN, BATMAN! 🎭🔥 Netflix just dropped the FIRST LOOK at Jacob "I’m-too-handsome-to-be-a-monster" Elordi in Guillermo del Toro’s "Frankenstein"! 😱💚 Y’all, did we just mutant into a new dimension of HOT? Because I can't tell if I’m seeing a creature or just a perfectly chiseled jawline that’s gonna break the “no neckbeards allowed” rule at the anime convention. 🤤📸 💡 *Leaked quote from a Netflix intern*: “We were going for ‘horror’ but ended up with ‘sexy.’ Now all the goth girls are gonna be like, ‘This is fine’ with their smudged eyeliner and pitchforks.” Seriously tho, can we take a moment to appreciate Guillermo's brain 🔥—like, dude’s got a galaxy brain for casting and vibes. Stonks for monster movie lovers! 📈👹 Meanwhile, this might be Jacob's audition for the "I can turn into a majestic creature on TikTok" awards! 🏆🤡 But let’s be real, my wild prediction? Jacob Elordi as Frankenstein’s Creature is going to make everyone forget about the last 500 years of literature. 📖🧠💀 Can’t spell ‘cursed’ without ‘cute’? NO CAP! 😱🤖 Share this if you’re ready for a glow-up horror show! 💅💥