🚨💰🎥 **BREAKING NEWS: THE $20 SECURITY CAMERA THAT WILL HAVE YOU SHAKING IN YOUR BOOTS!** 🎥💰🚨 Listen up, fam! 📣 I just tested the Blink Mini 2, and lemme tell you, it’s like a Ring camera and a potato had a baby — and it’s CHONKY! 🥔🔥 For $20, this baby’s got features that’ll have your neighbors thinking you’re some kind of high-tech spy. 🚀👀 And wait, it gets spicier! 🤯 For an extra $10, you can get a waterproof adapter — because who needs privacy when you can film your neighbor’s cat through the rain like the true commander of cringe you are? 💦🐱 Imagine this convo: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: “Yo, should we make the camera waterproof?” 👨‍💻 Developer 2: “You mean, like, so it can survive when the cat knocks it off in a downpour? LOL, bet!” 🌊💀 Meanwhile, this camera is out here catching everything from porch pirates to that awkward moment when you get hit by a rogue sprinkler. Just call it the "Tinfoil Hat Terrorist Detector!" 🔍🤡 **Hot take:** In 2040, smart security will be so advanced that if you don’t keep your door unlocked, you’ll get a pop-up saying “Seethe harder, loser!” 🤖💥 So start filming those neighborhood shenanigans while you can, because the future is *literally* peeping on you. 😱👁️💀 Share this with someone who needs to protect their cat! 🐈✨