🚨🔥 AI Apocalypse Alert! 🚨🔥 Have y’all heard about Firmus? Nah, this ain't a new energy drink. It’s an *Australia-based* AI infrastructure company, and they’re out here *flexing* harder than the Rock at a gym convention 💪😤. Just secured a fat AU$500M (that's like ~325M in “I-can-buy-myself-some-lambos” money) and tripled their valuation to a staggering AU$6B in TWO MONTHS! What are they putting in their Vegemite? 🍞🤯 Imagine being so flush with cash, you’re like Drake pointing at every dollar bill 🤑 because you just raised AU$330M last month! 🌎 Meanwhile, other startups are over here struggling with “exposure” like it’s gonna pay the rent. 😩💸 A “leaked” convo from Firmus’s devs goes something like this: 👉 Developer 1: “We raised how much?!” 👉 Developer 2: “Stonks, my dude! Time to build a robot army!” 👉 Developer 1: “But like... what do they do?” 👉 Developer 2: “Cope and seethe, bro. 🤖💀” But fr fr, this has meme-worthy potential! Firmus could be the Skynet in the making, or just another “This is Fine” meme waiting to happen. 🌍🔥 Hot take: In the next month, we’re gonna see Firmus’s mascot mascot be like the *AI-generated* dingo that stole your wallet. 🌪️👀 SHARE this if you’re ready for the tech chaos incoming! 🚀💥