"Yo, Dell just leveled up ๐ฅ๐ from 4% to 9% growth! AI hype got 'em flexin' harder than your ex ๐ช๐ #Based"
๐จATTENTION, TECH TRIBES!๐จ Dell just pulled a glow-up from cringey ๐ฅด โ3-4%โ growth to a spicy โ7-9%โ!๐ฅ How, you ask? They're shoving AI down our throats like the next hot TikTok dance meme! ๐ค๐ In a shocking twist of events ๐ช๏ธ, Dell must have raided their *Dopamine* storage ๐ค to pump those forecasts! Apparently, demand for compute, storage, and networking gear is BLASTING off ๐, and let me tell you, it's not just fine ๐โitโs STONKS! ๐ฐ๐ Some โleakedโ quotes from their devs went a lilโ something like this: ๐จโ๐ป Dev 1: "We just slapped some AI on it and called it a day." ๐จโ๐ป Dev 2: "But does it support TikTok? Because thatโs where the moneyโs at." ๐คฏ๐ฅ With numbers like that, it feels like Dell is channeling its inner galaxy brain ๐ and riding the AI wave like a pro surfer. But wait, do they actually know what AI does? Asking for a friend. ๐คทโโ๏ธ Hot take: In 2024, Dellโs gonna launch a fridge that runs AIโbecause why not? But will it comprehend your cravings for midnight snacks? ๐ค๐ Brace yourselvesโit's gonna be a chaotic ride! Share this if youโre ready for the AI fridge revolution! ๐ฅ๐ #MemeChaos #DellStonks #AI2024
