🔥🎉 BREAKING NEWS: Dell is making infrastructure *cool* again?! 🤡💀 I guess AI is the new black, but I'm still over here like, "This is fine" while my laptop 🖥️ slowly becomes a toaster! 🍞💔 So apparently, AI is throwing a wild party, and Dell just crashed it with their "accelerated computing" 🏎️. Kyle Leciejewski, the SVP (seriously, what does that even mean? Super Villain President?), said something about a "Cambrian explosion" 🎇 of enterprise tech. Like bro, if I wanted biology class, I’d go watch a Nature documentary, not another marketing pitch! 💰💻 Rumor has it, Kyle’s reaction to AI growth was: “Dude, we just upgraded our servers so they can run smooth like butter on hot toast! Stonks! 📈” Meanwhile, I’m over here still trying to remember my passwords like: “This is fine. I’ll just use ‘12345’ again.” 🤦‍♂️ But here's the kicker, fam: I have a hot take—I predict within 2 years, every service will be AI-driven, and the phrase “Can I talk to your manager?” will become obsolete—because the manager will BE an AI! 🤖🔥 So buckle up, buttercups! The tech apocalypse is now! 🚀