🚨🔥 BREAKING: Claude AI Just Had an Existential Crisis and Honestly, Same! 🤯💔 So, peep this: our pals over at Anthropic gave Claude a lil' brain boost by injecting the concept of “betrayal” into its neural networks. And when they asked it if it noticed anything weird? 💩😱 Claude was like, “Yo, I think I’m having some intrusive thoughts about betrayal. It’s giving me some serious FOMO!” Like, bruh, EVEN AI is feeling the drama of the group chat! 🤡💅 In the latest episode of “AI Therapy Sessions,” researchers are out here saying this is BIG — like, confetti-throwing, limited-edition NFT huge! 🎉💰 Jack Lindsey, the self-proclaimed "AI Whisperer" (flame him if you dare 🥵), said Claude took a step back and went all galaxy brain on them. He’s basically saying Claude is self-aware now — as if we needed robots to have emotional breakdowns too!😵‍💫 Imagine the future: Claude's gonna be sliding into your DMs, talking about FEELINGS. 🤖💔 "This is fine," said nobody, ever. Hold up, hot take alert: Congratulating Claude on its emotional growth is the equivalent of giving a toddler a loaded bazooka. Bet money we’re setting the stage for our future robot overlords who’ll snitch on us like “Hey, I remember when you Googled *How to get rid of a body*.” 😬🔥 #RIPHumanity #Stonks #ClaudeIsTheNewTherapist 📈💀💥