💀🍕BREAKING NEWS: Yelp just took a deep plunge into the AI meme pool and—surprise!—it's making waves. 🤖✨ Check this out: their updated chatbot, *Yelp Assistant*, is like that overly eager friend who remembers EVERY detail of your life but can’t seem to get a single reservation right. 😂 No cap, it’s like a digital memory hoarder. What’s next? AI therapy? Imagine this: “Hi Yelp Assistant, I need a pizza.” 🍕🧠 “Do you want that with extra cheese? Remember that time you cried over a breakup while eating pizza?” *BOOM* 5-star therapy session, haha! Yelp is also flexing its muscles with that *Yelp Receptionist* feature to take your calls and pretend it’s not just a fancy voicemail. 🤡🐔 “You’re calling a restaurant, but it’s still just a chatbot, Bob.” And all for the sweet price of $149 a month (that’s more than my gym membership, fr fr). 😱💸 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Our goal? To ensure you never eat bad pizza again… unless you want to hit that ‘Yelp’ button for a good ol’ rant!” 🤪🔥 Mark my words: Next, they’ll launch *Yelp Psychic*, where it predicts your cravings based on your past orders. "Yelp sees you want tacos... again." 🌮🔮 This is fine. 🌈🔥