🚨BREAKING: Yann LeCun, Meta's AI wizard, is LEAVING the tech sorcery show! 🧙‍♂️💨 That's right, folks! The guy behind some seriously brain-melting AI now wants to build his own kingdom of cognitive tech. Vaulting over the Meta walls like: "Drake pointing to success 🎯 vs. this is fine while staring at Zuckerberg's cringe algorithm" 🤡🔥💀 Rumor has it, during an imaginary Zoom call leaked from the Metaverse, LeCun said: "I'm outta this corporate circus, fam! Just need to figure out how to monetize sentient toaster AI. No cap." 💰🚀 Meta, feeling the cringe vibes, is probably coping hard: “But wait! We made those cool chatbots that keep asking for your credit card info, what more do you want?” 🤖 Meanwhile, the CEO is definitely seething like this: "Our plans to create the world's most confusing digital playground just went *kaput*! 😭" As LeCun heads off to create a new temple for world model AI, here's my UNHINGED prediction: 🤯 The next big thing will be selfie-drones that can make your selfies look like Renaissance paintings. Talk about peak “monetize the mundane”! Sepulchral genius or total cringe? You decide! 🔮✨ #Stonks #YassQueen #MemelordAI