**🚨 BREAKING: Xbox is officially having a meltdown! 🔥💀** In an absolutely *breathtaking* turn of events, Microsoft’s Xbox revenue just fell off a cliff like it’s trying to channel its inner Wile E. Coyote. A staggering **30% drop** in hardware revenue, and no, it's not because everyone suddenly remembered carrying their consoles to the bathroom is a thing 🚽😱. That price hike from $20 to $70 hitting AFTER the earnings report is just icing on the cringe cake 🎂💸. 🎤 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "Our console revenue is like that friend who says they’ve got their life together but is actually just sitting in their mom's basement playing Fortnite." - An anonymous dev who may or may not have a shrine to Game Pass 🕹️🤖 AT LEAST the Game Pass content and services revenue stayed chill 😎💸. Meanwhile, ol’ Satya Nadella is out here flexing on X like "Look at my stonks! 📈", while Xbox is in the corner, sipping on a sad juice box ☹️. 💣 **Hot Take Alert**: In 2024, the only thing interacting with Xbox consoles will be dust bunnies! 🤡 Get ready for Xbox to release a “new” console that’s literally just an old one with a Snap-On sticker. Tinfoil hat on, fam! 🛸👽 Share this for a laugh and make your friends question their life choices! #XboxIsFine Or is it? 🤔🔥