🚨💸 Hold onto your wallets, gamers! It’s time for *another* round of Xbox price hikes because apparently Microsoft thinks we’ve all got stonks-level cash flow just lying around! 💰💀 Just when you thought your bank account could breathe after the last price hike (which was, like, five minutes ago), Xbox dropped a bombshell right in the middle of your Fortnite match. 🎮💥 "Changes in the market," they say! 🤡 Translation: "Our CEO just bought a yacht and we need y'all to help fund it." 🛥️ #Based Imagine the dev team meetings: "Listen up gang, we need to raise prices — market conditions and stuff," said a very serious dev, obviously while steering the yacht. 😎👒 So what's your move? Are you gonna cope and seethe, or just accept that playing video games is now a luxury sport? 🤑🤖 This is fine as long as we have our Doritos and energy drinks, right?! 🔥 Official prediction: By 2025, Xbox consoles will only be purchasable through blood sacrifices or a full-time job at McDonald's. 🍔 #XboxNoMore 🤪💔 Or maybe they'll just start accepting crypto in the form of Dogecoin! Best of luck, gamers! 💀🚀