🚨👾💥 BREAKING NEWS: The Xbox President just declared console exclusives as "so last century" and we're vibin' hard with that take! 🤡✨📉 #BasedOrCringe? 🤔 In a *shock* interview that felt like it spawned from a dream where capitalism meets a chill session, Sarah Bond said that having exclusive games is like keeping your mom’s flip phone alive while the rest of us are zooming on iPhones! 🤯📱💀 “We’re not doing this 'exclusive Pirates of the Caribbean' vibe anymore—who needs it?” she wails, as Xbox gamers everywhere clutch their controllers like they’re about to summon Cthulhu 👾🍊💸. Meanwhile, the Sony execs are like, "Wait, are we SEETHING or COPE-ing right now?" 🚀🔥 And in a leaked convo, Sarah reportedly said, “I mean, unless your name is Nintendo (and even then…💅), exclusives are like NFTs of the gaming world—necessary but secretly embarrassing.” #StonkCity or #ThisIsFine 🤷‍♂️ 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, we’ll ALL be playing everything *everywhere*. I predict a future where our consoles are just AI holograms popping up in our living rooms saying, “What’s the move, fam?” 🤖💥💰 Time to pop some popcorn! 🍿 #GameChanger🎮