🚨💥BREAKING NEWS ALERT: MICROSOFT’S XBOX APP JUST WENT SUPA SAIYAN! 💥🚨 🥳 Xbox users, gather 'round! The legendary overlords at Microsoft have finally realized that the secret to gaming dominance is... putting ALL THE GAMES in ONE PLACE! It’s like if Thanos snapped his fingers but instead of half the universe disappearing, we got every Steam, Battle.net, and God-Knows-What-Else game into the Xbox app! 🤯💰 Stonks up! 📈💸 This so-called “aggregated library” is the gaming equivalent of an all-you-can-eat buffet, except instead of food, it's your entire backlog of guilt-inducing titles that you'll never play! Thank you, Jason Beaumont (the new King of Tetris, apparently) for explaining that with just ONE click, we can access our "Most Recent" games. 📚✨ Meanwhile, we imagine the behind-the-scenes convo going something like this: 👾Developer 1: “Should we just get all the games in one app?” 👾Developer 2: “Umm, COPIUM much? What’s next? Making the Windows OS actually user-friendly?” 👾Developer 1: “Big brain idea bro, let's do it!” But of course, this update comes with a full-screen “Xbox experience” that screams, “please play on our device, we’re desperate.” 😬🎮 🔥💀 HOT TAKE: In 6 months, Xbox will introduce a VR headset that only plays games from the app but still requires you to physically turn around to grab snacks. Welcome to the future, nerds! 🚀🤖 #ThisIsFine #Cringe