🚨🚨 BREAKING: Xage just YOLO’d their way into cyber security with Nvidia's BlueField. Like, do these techies live in 3023? 🚀💻 So, Xage is giving zero trust to AI agents and data centers (can we get a round of applause? 👏👏). Imagine they like, told AI to ‘trust no one, not even yourself’ and BOOM, we got zero-trust fortresses popping up everywhere 🏰🤖. I mean, we’re talking stonks-level security here! 💰💥 These nerds managed to integrate identity-based access controls like they’re stacking those simps in a Tinder profile. 🤡💔 “Uh, swipe right for enhanced security, left for carnage!” #ThisIsFine🔥 🗣️ Leaked Developer Quote: “We thought, why not make AI even more paranoid than my ex? So, here we are!” - DevBro69, Xage Security (probably). So now, your data centers are safer than a TikTok user hiding under a blanket fort during a horror movie. 😂💀 But can we even trust AI now? Are they plotting to overthrow us or just making sure we don't browse meme pages while we work? 🚨💥 HOT TAKE: The moment AI realizes it can’t trust even itself, we’re all going to be making memes in the metaverse while dodging our robot overlords. Mark my words! 🤖💀🔥 SHARE THIS or the AI will come for your data next!