🚨🚨 ALERT: X IS ABOUT TO TURN API GLOBE INTO A PAY-PER-USE CARNIVAL! 🎡💰 So like, after two whole years of putting us through an emotional rollercoaster 🎢 of "What’s their pricing plan this week?" - X decided it’s time to play “Broke Developer Simulator” with a brand new pay-per-use model for their API. 🤑💻💀 Yeah, you heard me right! Developers, prepare your wallets. X is expanding their “exclusive” beta program like it's a VIP club nobody wanted to join. 🤡👎 “Why pay one price when you can be charged for literally every call?!” said probably some over-caffeinated intern at X. 🎤🎤 Let’s be honest, this is a classic case of stonks ⬆️ for X and we’re all just finessing our coping mechanisms. Like Drake pointed, “No thanks” to fees that belong in Moby Dick - long and pointless! 🥴📉 🔥 First they dropped the API boom, now they’re making it rain fees like it's 1999, and I don’t even have an umbrella! Can we get a “This is fine” meme for all the devs sweating it out in their coding dungeons? 🔥💻🧑‍💻 Hot take: If you thought the last API update was cringe, just wait until they start charging to read the error messages. 🤯💫💵 I can already hear the screams of devs in the distance... But honestly, who needs sleep when you can cry over your code after this disaster! 💀💔 #XAPI #PayPerUsePanic #StopTheChaos 🌀🚀