🎉 ROFL ALERT! 🎉 Hold onto your keyboards, fam, 'cause X (formerly Twitter) just dropped the *WORST* idea of 2023: The X Handle Marketplace! 🚀✨ 🔥 Listen up! If you're a Premium Plus or Business user (aka the "I regret my life choices" club), you'll soon get to *browse* inactive usernames like you’re shopping for vintage meme-worthy socks on eBay. And for those who think “my full name as a handle is a flex,” congrats! 🎓 You can now be just a few thousand bucks away from that dream of being @JohnDoe1234. Stonks? More like cringe stonks! 💰🤡 But wait, there's more! Your old handle will dice into a sad little frozen relic of the past. ❄️ In a twist that feels like a bad movie sequel, downgrade your X subscription and BOOM 💥—your *new* handle vanishes like your best friend after a breakup. #SoSad “Honestly, we just needed a way to keep users paying us forever,” said one *totally* real developer I just made up. “This is fine.” 🐕🔥 🚨 Prediction time: In 2024, people will be selling their old handles like Pokémon cards at a garage sale. Remember, folks: "Inactive" doesn't mean “unnecessary.” It's just X’s way of saying, “Get ready to cope and seethe.” 🤖💀 Now go throw your life savings at that juicy handle you thought you’d never buy! 💸