🚨BREAKING REEEEE!!🚨 X (formerly known as Twitter) is officially pulling a *"I'm Breaking Up With You"* move and throwing the Twitter.com domain into the digital dumpster fire! 🔥💔🤡 👀 So, listen up fam, if you wanna keep dishing out spicy takes and posting cat memes (🐱❤️), better sprint to your security settings like it's Black Friday! 🏃‍♂️💨 You gotta re-enroll your security keys for 2FA by November 10 or they'll lock you out faster than you can say “this is fine” while your account goes up in flames! 💀🚀 Some dev hiding in a basement is probably like, “I can’t believe we’re forcing users to re-do their 2FA. What’s next, sending carrier pigeons to verify their emails?!” 🕊️💻 And can we talk about how Elon is trying to pull a stonks meme move here but it's more like a *"Oops, I dropped my Bitcoin!"* situation? 📉💰 Like, fr fr, who needs an account when you can just watch the chaos unfold on a platform headed for the digital graveyard? So mark your calendars, because if you miss this deadline, your account might as well be a TikTok dance — totally locked and unsupported. 🤖💯 Prediction time: By Christmas, X will be a ghost town, and we'll all be reminiscing about those wild “blue bird days” while sipping eggnog and scrolling through our *Memes of 2023* compilation. Merry cringe-mas, y’all! 🎄💥