🚪🔔 Wyze just dropped a new battery-powered doorbell and lemme tell ya, it's basically trying to be Google Nest’s hipster cousin who can't stop talking about their solar-powered vegan avocado toast. 🥑💚 This is like Miley Cyrus trying to copy Taylor Swift—sure, it's got potential, but can we really trust it to be good? 😬 Wyze’s Battery Video Doorbell is out NOW! (Like, I’m shocked they didn’t drop this at 2 AM to make it feel even more chaotic.) 🤡 ✨📸 But wait, there's more! It’s *literally* taking notes from Google’s Nest Doorbell (Are they XY+? 🤔 No cap, I’m getting major “this is fine” vibes.) I mean, how about a little originality? 🤷‍♂️ Oh, and spoiler alert: charges at the speed of a sloth on a coffee break. 🦥💤 In a leaked convo I totally didn’t make up, a Wyze dev said, "We just wanted to make something that looks good in your TikTok videos." 🕺🔥 The gall! Here’s the real tea: With battery tech at witching hour levels, we're only one doorbell away from inviting the *entire* algorithmic apocalypse. 🚀💀 So remember folks, buy this before the robots knock on your door demanding your Wi-Fi password. 🔥🧙‍♂️ Prediction? In 2025, doorbells will become self-aware and start charging us rent. Mark my words! #DoorbellWars #Stonks 💰