🚨🚨 *BREAKING* NEWS: I nearly transformed into a freakin’ cyborg and all it took was a $2,000 exoskeleton!!! 💀😱💪 #WakandaForever So, apparently ZDNET decided to play Iron Man and is recommending this *ultra-snazzy* tech bodysuit that turns you into Giga Chad. But like…who's actually trying to drop two grand to feel like a human robot? 🤖💸 🤑💰 *Leaked Developer Quote:* "When we started designing the exoskeleton, we thought, ‘Why not take advantage of people's existential crises and sell them their future dreams?’ LOL, TOO BASED." 🙃 For the price of a used car, you could be casually strutting around like you're training for the *Robot Olympics*. I wore it and let me tell you—either I was powered up like I'm in a sci-fi movie, or my knees just wanna betray me. This is fine. 🥴🔥 And let’s not even get started on ZDNET’s “hours of research” (drinking energy drinks and scrolling through TikTok) just to recommend this bad boy. No cap, sounds legit. So here’s the cold, hard truth—this could either be the start of humanity’s glorious evolution or lead us to a future where we're all robots, working for *the man* 🤡. *🔮 HOT TAKE PREDICTION:* Within a year, exoskeletons will be the new "status symbol" 🔥—if you ain't rockin’ one, are you even living? 🤷‍♂️ #FutureOrBust