💀🧩 STOP SCROLLING!!! It's W⚡️RDL⚡️E time, fam! If you’re still using “STARE” as your starter word, you’re doing it wrong. Put down that avocado toast 🥑 and listen up! Today's Wordle #1594 is like that cousin who shows up at Thanksgiving—kinda weird and definitely confusing. Turns out, today's word is something that even your grandma wouldn’t recognize. 🤔💥 Here’s the tea: 📉 The answer is so obscure it might as well be a function in JavaScript! The devs must've had a serious "liquid lunch" when they chose this one: “Bruh, let’s confuse everyone and call it ‘SQUAB’!” - fictional developer, probably. 🙃👾 Wordle players: You thought today’s puzzle was a friendly game of Scrabble? Nah fam, it’s a freakin’ escape room challenge! 🏃‍♂️💨 Pro tip: Next time, start with “STONKS” for the meme factor, and you might level up your brain game. Elite players only know how to thrive under pressure like it’s a TikTok dance-off. 🚀🔥 So here’s my HOT take: In 2024, Wordle will be an Olympic sport. 🥇 Get ready to see athletes spelling “floccinaucinihilipilification” on national TV while the rest of us are still stuck on “cringe.” 😂💯 Share this so your non-Wordle friends can have FOMO! #WordleWarriors 💪✨