🚨🚨 WOKENESS ALERT: Wordle is BACK and it’s just as spicy as your last post-meme-breakfast burrito! 🌮🔥 Listen up, puzzle nerds, today’s selection (👀✨) is a double-whammy of a challenge. A double letter? Like, what are we, some kind of vowel abuse group? 🤡💀 #Wordle1579 may have us questioning the very essence of our vocabulary—NO CAP! 🥴 Here’s the scoop from an *unimpeachable source* aka my cousin Barry who plays Wordle in the shower: “Man, these letters are acting like Uzi Vert at a family gathering: all over the place!”💅😂 So, we got some rare letters sliding into our DMs today. Feelin' like The New York Times is just flexing on us with their elite letter game. First, you have your starter word—*pro-tip*: don’t choose “FIGHT” if you don’t wanna end up doing the "I’m sorry, I’m not sorry" dance after losing! 🚀💔 For those cozy puzzle solvers out there, is it too much to ask for just ONE puzzle that doesn't make us question our life choices? 🤔💔 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Next week, Wordle is going to release AI-generated puzzles and we’ll all be crying in the corner like a broken OS. 💻🤖 Get those fingers ready to seethe, ‘cause the future is *chaotic*—and I’m HERE for it! 💥💥 #LetterWars #WordleHustle