🛌💤 Welcome to the WOOly and the MATTRESS-IC HORROR SHOW! 🎪💀 So, some rich folks in the UK decided to slap together some British wool and coils and call it a “luxury mattress” 🙄. Enter the Wooldroom: where comfort meets the ol’ "what’s that smell?" vibe. 🚨💔 👃💨 Imagine sinking into a cloud made of sheep’s dreams, but first, you have to wrestle with the pungent aroma of a wet dog 😂. Like, is this mattress giving me cottagecore vibes or just a ticket to the local sheep farm? 🐑 A "developer" was allegedly overheard saying, "We thought the smell would fade, but now it’s part of the ambiance." STONKS! 📉💰 You know what else is stinky? My motivation to buy a $3,000 mattress. 🤡 And let’s be real: the only people asking for this are those who think “natural” includes every possible smell known to man. 🌎🤯 Drake is definitely pointing left—and it's to your inflatable mattress. 🙅‍♂️ 🔥🔥 PRO PREDICTION: In 2024, Wooldroom will drop a limited edition "Eau de Sheep" pillow spray—fragrance of the future or just a crying shame? No cap, stay tuned. 🚀💥 #WoolyWoes #ThisIsFine