🎶🌳✨🎧🔥 Y’all, JVC Kenwood just pulled up with EARTH-CHILLING tech: wooden earbuds made out of African rosewood. Yes, you heard that right! Grade-A TREE HUGGER VIBES, fam! 🍃👂 These bad boys are called the Wood Master (call me +1 tree) and they’re about to hit Japan like an anime plot twist. 😱 But wait, they’re not just for aesthetic Instagram flexes; they’re painted to *self-repair* hairline scratches. Like, did Thanos snap his fingers and bless us with *self-healing earbuds*? This is next-level wizardry, ngl. 💅💖 📢 Leaked developer quote: “We wanted to make earbuds that don’t just sound good but also remind you of your childhood furniture!” But let's be real for a sec: these will definitely FLY off shelves along with every other overpriced, niche tech trend. Like, how else will you twerk to 'Baby Shark' in organic, ethically-sourced style? 💀🔥 So here’s my totally unhinged prediction: because they’re made from wood, they'll probably sell more at hipster cafes than your average Coffeezilla could ever dream of. #Based or CRINGE? 🤔💰 Buy them now or forever hold your peace—no cap! 🖤🌲🍵 Who's ready to drop stonks on EARTH’s finest? 🤖💥