💥🚨BREAKING NEWS, CRYPTO CHAOS FANS🚨💥 So, like, WLFI—yeah, that cringe-coin concocted by the Trump fam—just took a nosedive faster than your boy’s grades after discovering TikTok. 📉💀 Down 25% on its FIRST day, fam! It’s now chilling at a balmy $0.21 like it’s on some sort of crypto vacation. 🌴🚫💰 Stonks? More like sunk! 😂 👀 Market cap? A cool & confident $6B, because nothing screams "financial stability" like a token attached to a political circus! This is fine... right? 🔥🤡 *Leaked Developer Quotes*: 🗣️ "We thought it would moon! Now it’s just, like, a sad little rocket stuck in orbit and crying." - Some frazzled intern probably. Drake pointing at something that’s not this: "I’m not buying this nonsense, fam." 🤢👈 So, what’s next? 🤖🤔 I predict WLFI will soon be the official currency for the next Trump rally. Who needs real money when you can pay for hot dogs in cringe-coin? 🌭🔥 Share this wild ride with your friends before it takes another plunge! 🚀💸💀