🚨💥BREAKING NEWS: WIRED MAGAZINE ABOUT TO TAKE OVER YOUR CITY LIKE IT’S BLACK FRIDAY🛍️💀 🎉 So, like, WIRED decided to channel its inner street artist and unleash a flurry of covers that are more plastered than your Aunt Karen's Facebook wall after three glasses of Merlot. 🍷💸 They’re dropping posters, billboards, and even a MURAL in ALL the hip places: NYC, LA, Austin, San Fran, and DC! 🤩🌆 Talk about overestimating your fanbase, amirite? 📸 But wait, there’s more: If a billboard falls in the forest and nobody clicks a pic, did it even exist? NO CAP! 🤔💔 Leaked text from a WIRED developer: “Honestly, I thought it was all a meme until I saw our budget for 'influencer outreach.' Now I'm considering my life choices.” 🤖💔 🔥 Time to pull out your best “THIS IS FINE” meme when you realize nobody’s taking your selfies by a mural that looks *a little too much* like that one TikTok your cousin made last week. 🤳💩 Here’s the *unhinged* prediction: In the near future, all art will just be recycled magazine covers, and we’ll be fighting over who owns the original NFT of the WIRED cover like it's the next stonk boom. 💰📈 HOLD MY THOUGHTS... or just share this chaos! 🤡🔥🤯