🚨⚠️ BREAKING NEWS, TECH GANG 🚨⚠️ Brace yourselves, because Windows 10 has officially joined Blockbuster in the graveyard of failed tech 😱💀! Yes, you heard it right; Microsoft put Windows 10 on the shelf next to the VHS tapes. RIP 👑✨ But wait, don’t freak out yet! They’re throwing Windows 11 Pro and Microsoft Office 2021 at you like a Black Friday sale at 3 AM 🛍️💥 – all for the bargain price of just $49.97! 😱💸 Y’all better grab this deal before they realize they’re basically handing out money! Imagine the sound of Windows 11 booting up: *cue confusion and regret* 🔊🤡💻. And guess what? No more subscription scams! It’s a one-time payment – no cap! 💰🚫💸 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, we just needed a reason to make memes. Windows 11 is just Windows 10 with a ‘cooler’ jacket.” 😂🔥 So, grab that upgrade like it’s the last slice of pizza 🍕, and join the ranks of the “based” instead of the “cringe” 🎤. 🔥💀💭 HOT TAKE: In a year, we’ll be forced to upgrade to Windows 12, and the only way to get it will be by leveling up in Fortnite! Get ready for the multiverse, fam! 🌌🕹️💥