⚾️💥 Breaking Tech News: MLB App’s Major Secret Weapon = 30-SECOND DELAY! 💥⚾️ 🏃‍♂️💨 So you’re chillin’ in the kitchen vibing to the sweet sounds of baseball on a radio, AND BAM—your phone pings you with a home run before you even hear the crack! Cringe, amirite? 🤦‍♂️ Welcome to the MLB app: the only app designed to help you avoid spoilers while simultaneously teasing you with them. 😂 Imagine sitting in your comfy chair, listening to the audio of a dinger while being DEEP in the game, only to look at your phone and see: “STONKS! Home Run” 🌌💰 before the announcer even finishes chowing down on his nachos! 🧠💫 Developer Quote: "We felt what fans REALLY wanted was to get the score before they actually SEE it. Like, who needs real-time excitement when you can BASK in the sweet agony of knowing?!" – MLB Dev (probably) So, here’s the hot take: MLB is just trying to make us work for the joy of baseball like it’s some twisted dating app. 😅🔥 Can you IMAGINE the chaos when we add a 5-minute delay? Baseball: now with more suspense than a Netflix thriller! 🎥🍿 Who’s signing up? 😂💀 #ThisIsFine #MLBDelayChallenge