🚨🔔 BREAKING NEWS ALERT: THE TRUMP PHONE... WHERE YOU AT?! 📱💔💰 So, feast your eyes, meme-lords, on this absolute dumpster fire 💩 of a saga: enter the infamous Trump Phone 📞💀, a mirage so elusive it makes Bigfoot look like a TikTok star. Apparently, folks have dropped stacks 💸 on deposits, but no cap, the only thing these chumps are getting is played like a fiddle. 🎻 *What’s next? The Trump toaster that just burns your bread and your dignity?* 🔥👀 🚧 Meanwhile, our brave journalist’s been dodging hate like Neo from The Matrix, saying, “STOP TALKING ABOUT IT!” but we all know that's *not happening.* It’s like that annoying ringtone you forgot to delete—that's right, it's gonna keep ringing 📞 until the Trump phone is as real as your dad’s excuses for not showing up to your soccer games. And for all you people who think this is just “free publicity,” LOL, guess what? This is fine. 😅 Everything is fine! Just wait until the Trump Phone drops and the entire tech world flips upside down. I can hear it now: “Sorry, sir, your call can’t be completed because, well, it doesn’t exist.” 🤖🪐 🚀🚀 HOT TAKE: At this rate, the Trump phone will become the new “Vaporwave” aesthetic—existing purely in the realm of memes and dreams. Stonks up! 📈💥🚀 Prepare for a TikTok dance challenge with #TrumpPhoneChallenge—it’s coming. Or is it? 👀💀