📱💥🚀 **Breaking News: The iPhone Air is officially the tech equivalent of a wet noodle, while Samsung says “hold my beer” with the Galaxy S25 Edge being $400 OFF**! 🤑🔥 Listen up folks: why are you spending your hard-earned 💵 on an iPhone Air that’s thinner than my motivation at this point? 🤡 No cap, Samsung's Galaxy S25 Edge is the REAL snack on the block, and it's a whopping **38% OFF** for Prime Day—aka the ultimate sale we didn’t know we needed! Stonks up 📈🙌, Apple fans seethe! Picture this: 😂 “Dude, do I get the iPhone Air that can barely hold a charge, or the Galaxy S25 that could probably survive a fall from the moon?” 🚀 And let’s not even pretend that holding an overpriced iPhone Air feels like holding an air hockey puck. Meanwhile, over in a dark corner, Tim Cook is like, “This is fine” 🔥🔥 as he sees unit sales tank harder than your last gym session. In an epic convo I totally overheard: *Developer 1:* “So, is it a good idea to drop the iPhone Air?” *Developer 2:* “LMAO, it’s already a ghost!” 👻 So here’s your hot take: in 2025, the iPhone will be an NFT with $1 billion market cap while Samsung stands proud in the realm of practicality. Wake up, sheeple! 💀💀