🚨✨BREAKING: Amazon's Echo Show is not just a tech device; it’s a FULL-SERVICE DISTRACTION MACHINE! 😂🙌 Last week, Amazon flipped the hardware game upside down at their event, unveiling TWO new Echo Shows. But guess what? They’re all about blending into the background like your uncle at family gatherings after 5 beers. 🍺✨ 😬 Panos Panay, Amazon's hardware honcho, went on about how Alexa+ can “shift the balance” during dinner debates. LOL, we already have Siri for that kind of chaos! I’m just here for the MEMES, fam. 🎤🔥 Now, I’m in the kitchen, vibing with my apple slices 🥴 when WHAM, I get hit with a full-screen ad for Dewalt drill bits while my family photo carousel brings an existential crisis—it’s *literally* the “This is Fine” meme in my home! 💀🤡 One dev "leaked" to our inside source: "I thought Alexa was my friend, now she just sells me tools I never wanted! #RIPHomePeace" I predict Alexa+ turns into the ultimate family therapist, only to start charging for emotional support. 😱💰#stonks 💸 So, my final take? If you see an Echo Show, DON’T buy it! Just stare into the void of online shopping instead—it's way less stressful! 😂🚀🤖