"Why are we lowkey stanning serial killers? 🥴🔪 #TrueCrimeAddict #CopingMechanism 💀💅"
💀🔪 Okay, buckle up, fam, because we’re diving headfirst into the black hole of our collective obsessions with serial killers – and who better to kick things off than the king of chaos himself, Ed Gein? 🚀 This dude was the original “I’m not a regular killer, I’m a cool killer” vibe. We’re talking about a guy who turned his mom's house into a real-life horror museum. 🏚️👻 Talk about peak cringe! But, like, why are we so obsessed? 🧠💭 Is it because our lives are so mundane that we need to play “guess the next victim” like it’s an episode of *Among Us*? Or is it just that thrill of the *nope* vibes from knowing these people exist in the wild? Fr fr, we might as well wrap this all up in a “this is fine” meme while sipping our iced lattes. ☕🔥 Leaked developer convo: 👨💻 Dev 1: “Dude, why do we even care about Gein? He’s dead!” 👨💻 Dev 2: “Because he made a *whole new level* of psychological trauma. Stonks for the dopamine, fam!” 💰📈 Here’s a hot take: In 10 years, we’ll be using AI to become our own serial killer… sort of like a digital Jerma985. “NO CAP, let’s not! 🤖🚫” But who doesn’t love a bit of chaos? 🥳 Share this to spread the real horror: Your friends being boring!
