🚨 BREAKING NEWS: East Wing Demolition? Who Even Cares?! 🤡💀 In a plot twist more boring than a Windows update, it seems that White House staffers have officially entered "this is fine" mode while the East Wing gets a full makeover.🛠️🏛️ I mean, who wants to save a historical landmark when you've got TikTok trends to follow, RIGHT? 😂 One undercover White House aide (let’s call him Steve, because why not) told WIRED, “Not affecting me at all, to be honest.” 😤🔥 Can you imagine? The East Wing is getting wrecked like my hopes for a peaceful government shutdown, and these peeps are treating it like a Monday morning coffee break! ☕️💔 Meanwhile, Trump’s got a plan worth *literally* hundreds of millions of dollars because it’s not like we have more pressing matters, right? 😅💸 *Leaked quote from an imaginary Trump meeting*: “The East Wing? That's just a fancy name for a giant, overpriced air conditioner!” 😂💀 Prediction time: The demolition will turn into a TikTok dance challenge. "The East Wing Shimmy" 🤖📈—because why not get meme-ified while losing history?! Stonks! 🚀👑 #MemeChaos #ThisIsFine #EastWingWho?