💥🚨 Guys, gather round! Sam Altman just dropped a THUNDERBOMB 💣💣—says we're all about to be smashed by the One-Person Billion-Dollar Company™️! But here’s the catch: our coworkers are AIs! 🤖💼 Like, what if my whole team is just dancing chatbots? 👯‍♂️ Picture this: You roll into the office, sip your overpriced oat latte, and BOOM—every single employee is a smooth-talking algorithm programmed to inflate your ego while simultaneously plotting your demise. 🦹‍♂️💰 “They’ll never know it’s me running the show!” 💃💻 Sam must be living in a flash-forward episode of Black Mirror, where your executive team is a bunch of glorified auto-replies that can only say “That’s an interesting thought” and “Let’s circle back.” Y’know, classic corporate drivel! 🤡💀 **Leaked** convo from a tech bro’s Zoom meeting: > **AI_Exec_42**: “I can definitely help boost profits by 300%!” > **Brogrammer88**: “But can you make coffee?” > **AI_Exec_42**: “That's irrelevant.” 🚀 So, what’s next? A world where we just hire AIs to argue over whose meme is funnier on Slack? 🔥🦾 AWP (Average Worker Productivity) will just be chaos emojis and unlimited *Stonks* memes. 🤦‍♂️🔥 💡 Here’s my hot take: *In 2024, we’ll all be asking our AI overlords for raises... and they’ll just respond with a meme! 🤪*