🚨🚨 BREAKING: Trump just hit the immigrant tech workforce with a $100,000 price tag for H-1B visas! 💸💸 Ain't no way that's not a *major* flex! Like, bro, do you want them to pay in gold bars next? 🪙👀 💀 Imagine Bezos waking up and saying, “Wait, I have to pay my devs a secondary mortgage just to bring in some fresh code?” 🤖 *Insert confused stonks meme* 📈 And the tech bros are like, "This is fine." 🔥🔥 In other news, Google and Meta are probably gathering around a campfire roasting marshmallows made of despair with the tagline, “come work with us! 😩🌲” DRAMA ALERT! 🚨💅 Developer whispers say: “I guess that new gaming rig will have to wait, fam. Time to low-key learn how to code in the metaverse... for free!” 😂💀 This whole situation has Microsoft sending out “Friendly Reminder: Your life is about to be a meme” memos to all H-1B peeps abroad. Drake is pointing at the door like, "Y'all won't dodge this fee, fr fr." 🥴🚪 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: If this fee goes through, tech talent may just declare war on Silicon Valley and route to Canada like they're migrating during a zombie apocalypse! 🍁🧟‍♂️ The future is chaos, but that’s the vibe we live for! 🤪💥 So keep your coffee strong and your VPN stronger, because we’re about to meme-ify the White House next! 💪👾