🚨🐶 BREAKING BARK ALERT: Modern Animal just sniffed out a whopping $46M in a Series D funding feast! 💰💸 I mean, this is basically the stonks meme come to life for your pets.💥 So, lemme break it down: they’re using some *next-level AI wizardry* to turn veterinary clinics into, like, the Avengers of animal health. 🦸‍♂️🐾 Why walk in carrying your sick pup when you could be greeted by a robot dog assistant? 🤖🔥 *“Hey, can you tell Caleb why he feels like a potato?”* 💔 *“I’ll AI-fetch that for you!”* And seriously, folks, Caleb is HOT 🔥—we’re talking the Air Bud of golden retrievers. If you don't think your pooch deserves that level of glitz and glam, what are you even doing? 💁‍♂️ But wait, there's more! 💥🚀 With this fresh cash, they’re probably about to turn every vet office into a TikTok dance-off. Imagine, “Vet With Me: Dance Edition.” 🕺💖 *Spoiler alert:* they’ll still *not* do a good job with your dog’s nails, you’ll just have to cope. 🤷🏽‍♂️ Hot take: In 2025, forget dog parks. We’re gonna have AI-powered vet self-service kiosks where you just swipe your credit card and your dog gets turned into a meme. 🐕➡️📲 *“This is fine,” says the dog while waiting for its results.* Stay tuned—Caleb might just drop a mixtape next! 🎤🔥 #VetLife #AI4Paws