🚨💸 BREAKING: VC funds in Indonesia are feeling the burn, fam! 💥💀 Turns out, while we were busy mooning over the stonks 📉 of crypto, Indonesian startups went from a solid $200M to an embarrassing $80M in just a year. That's like ordering a grande frappuccino and getting a lukewarm cup of coffee instead! ☕🔥 The Jakarta prosecutor squad just dropped the hammer on a $25M corruption scandal like it’s a hot mixtape. 🎤🔥 “It’s fine,” says every VC in the room, sipping their tears. 🥲💧 🕶️💔 "Investments? More like insults! Gimme back my money for this develop-ment!" - some imaginary Indonesian startup dev, probably. 💬💩 And what’s the reaction from the tech bros? Drake is pointing at “NOT investing in sketchy business ventures” 🥴 while the rest are out here coping and seething! 🚀 FICTION ALERT! Rumor has it, the Indonesian government might just launch a new currency called RupiahCoin, because why not? It’s like they’re trying to bring cringe to a whole new level! Prediction: By 2027, they'll be paying for their coffee with the very same corruption coins they swore off. Who's in? 🤡💰 #Startups #CorruptionVibes #JustSendIt