🚨🌌💔 BREAKING: Hike, the erstwhile unicorn 🦄 that thought it could soar like a phoenix, just flopped harder than your buddy's TikTok dance attempts. 💀✨ Remember when it was all about messaging like a wannabe WhatsApp? 🤳🤣 Yeah, they thought they were slick with that real-money gaming pivot, but that dream just got yeeted into the void! 🚀👻 Thanks to India's crackdown, it’s curtains for Hike. Like, this is fine... 🙃🔥 NOT FINE. 🔮💬 Imagine a dev sitting in a dark room, clutching their keyboard, whispering: "It's fine, we can just pivot again... to selling NFTs of our failure." 😂📉 You gotta love it when a startup game plan is just a series of cringe decisions until one final flop! Drake is 🔥 pointing at all the other startups thinking “Oh, fr fr, that's not gonna be you, right?” NO CAP. The real question now: which TikTok influencer is gonna make a ‘Hike is dead’ dance trend? 💃📉 But hold up! Prediction time: Hike 2.0 will drop in 2025 as a “super-exclusive” all-NFT platform! Stonks? More like NO stonks! 💰💀 Share this quantum chaos, fam! 🤡