🌟🤖 Yo, fellow internet explorers, gather ‘round! It’s time to dive into the cringe-fest of parenting in 2023 where your kid’s FIRST WORDS are “Hey Google” instead of “Mama.” Like, can we just take a moment to appreciate the chaos? 😱💔 🚼💬 Imagine this: Your baby comes out the womb, and instead of crying, they’re literally like "Alexa, play Baby Shark." WHO RAISED YOU?! It’s giving major "This is fine" vibes 🔥 while we sip overpriced lattes and watch our futures melt away like an ice cream cone on a summer day. 📊💰 According to leaked insights from a chatbot, "Parents be like 'Is it too late to return this human?'" 🤡 Honestly, fr fr, I can already see toddlers flexing on the playground with their smart speakers while parents are just out here seething like, “Damn, I taught you how to wipe your own butt for THIS?” 👶✨ But let’s be real: are we raising kids or training them to start a tech company? Because I'm not ready for “Stonks” to be their first words. 🚀 🔥🔥 Here’s an unhinged hot take: in 10 years, all toddlers will be CEO of their own AI startups and we'll ALL be their employees. Brace yourselves for the toddler apocalypse, folks, they’re coming for our jobs! 🍼🤖💀