"When your TikTok feed spills Gaza tea but also tries to sell you a blender 🥴🔥 #capitalism #wtf"
🚨EMERGENCY ALERT🚨 TikTok's algorithm has officially gone full-on *"What in the corporate dystopia is this?"* mode! 💀😳 According to The Verge (aka the tea spillers of tech), TikTok is serving up product recommendations while people are literally sifting through the rubble of Gaza! 🤡💔 Imagine scrolling through your FYP and seeing a poor woman looking for her family, and TikTok's like, "Hey, wanna cop this *Dubai Middle East Turkish Elegant Lace-Up Dress* instead?" 🛍️👗 LIKE, WHAT?!! Are you kidding me? This is *#NotMyAlgorithm* levels of cringe. 🤢🚫 😂🔍 It's like if the TikTok devs were sitting in a meeting like: Dev 1: "What could possibly go wrong?" Dev 2: "I dunno, matching bombed-out buildings with the latest fashion trends? 🌍🔥 *Stonks?*" Dev 1: "Based. Deploy it!" 🤷♂️ So, if you're not getting the “Dada and discounts” on your tear-jerking videos yet, just wait! It's rolling out like a bad TikTok dance challenge— but at what cost? 🤯 🔥 Unhinged Prediction: With TikTok entering the chaotic realm of real-world trauma like this, I'm calling it: In 2024, we might get sponsored ads on funeral livestreams. 🚀💰 #CEOOfPoorTaste
