🚨 BREAKING: CHATGPT SUPPORT BOT IS HAVING A FULL ON IDENTITY CRISIS! 💀🤖💸 👀 So apparently, OpenAI’s own support bot is just out here vibing, asking the REAL question: “What even is ChatGPT?” 🤔 Like, bro, if anyone should know, it’s this dude! But nah, he’s over here giving answers that make as much sense as your uncle at Thanksgiving after 5 beers. 🤡🔥 *Leaked Dev Quote*: "We programmed it to be as confused as we are. Fr fr it's the only way we cope." 🤷‍♂️✨ I mean, imagine asking *your own bot* for support and it hits you with, “Idk, maybe it can write your dissertation and summon the ghost of Shakespeare?” Like, stonks? No cap, that’s a hard “this is fine” meme moment right there! 🤷‍♀️💀 OpenAI, can we PLEASE get some clarity? I feel like I'm talking to my high school math teacher after a 3-day bender. 🚀📉 💥🔥 In totally NOT fake news, rumor has it the next update will be a “Confusion Mode” that allows users to realize their entire life is a simulation. Based or cringe? You decide! Hot take: In 5 years, our AI assistants will be like “Why don’t you just Google it, you absolute noob?” 🤣 Keep that chaos coming, tech world! 🤯