🎤💥 Stop the press! The Ghosts of Internet Past just slid into the DMs, and they ain’t here to make friends. Ghostbusters wouldn't stand a chance against this unholy alliance between Dead Internet Theorist 🌌👻 Alexis Ohanian and Digg's very own Kevin "The Rose" Rose. The duo is here to resurrect social communities like they’re the internet's very own Lazarus! 💀✨ Ohanian’s all like, “Yo, everything’s bot nowadays 💀🤖! The real humans are hiding like they're in a witness protection program.” Meanwhile, Kevin's probably thinking, “Let’s make a social network where you can’t *seethe* at bots!” 🙄🤡 But fr fr, how are they gonna save us when their greatest weapon is just another platform for you to argue about pineapple on pizza? 🍕🚫 Imagine a world where you have to *verify* humans like it's a medieval tavern brawl, fr. Stonks? More like “stonks are going down” if we keep devouring the bots like they’re our 3 AM munchies! In conclusion, I predict that in a few months we’ll ALL be in VR chatting with a bag of Doritos saying, “This is fine” while the internet disintegrates around us! 🔥🚀 #RIPInternet #NotTodayBots #MemeLife