🚨👀 Welcome to Wearable Hell, folks! 🔥 Just when you thought your wrists had seen enough tech torture with smartwatches, here comes Optimizer’s weekly dose of wearable chaos! 🤖✨ 🥴 Meet the NEWEST *fashion statement* 🕶️: the Meta Ray-Ban Display! Control it with a *neural wristband*! Sounds like a TikTok flex gone wrong, amirite? 🤡💀 You know what they say: “You can never have too many gadgets unless all of them require support from 12 other gadgets.” 🛠️🤯 🔥 Leaked dev quote: “We imagined a world where you’d need two hands just to eat a sandwich. #WearableMaximalism” – Probably someone at Meta fr fr. 💀 Listen, in three short years, you’ll either look like Iron Man or a glorified tech octopus—just double wrist-deep in screens while desperately trying to order a pizza! 🍕💰 Like, Drake is literally pointing at the “This is fine” meme as we dive into tech’s cringe abyss! 🤦‍♂️ But wait! I predict that soon, companies will release a wearable *swiss army gadget* 🚀 that combines your smartwatch, smart glasses, and maybe a toaster??? The future is here, and it's batshit crazy! 💩💀 #Stonks on that, fam!